We created this section using the best brains of the best testers in the world - real-life ordinary kids!

The results of these tests are absolutely 100% genuine:  the toys were given a thorough going-over by
some of the most ruthless, destructive and easily-bored little angels in the world.

You could call it destruction testing, but since the top toys came through this testing vitually unscathed,
we prefer to call it max play testing.

And while we didn't exactly tie the kids down to let us have their findings, we did threaten the parents
with the removal of the toys that their children had grown most attached to if they didn't write us a report
on the toys.

Seriously though, the amount of hours that have gone into producing these reports from actual real-life
test scenarios is phenomenal and while we can't guarantee that your little Joshua or Maria will be thrilled
with all the toys that we highlight as being super playthings, you can use these lists as short list
recommendations when making your final choices.

We all remember the made-in-China Toy Horror Story and that's why we think it is absolutely vital to have
a recommended list of end-user consumer (the children's) test results. And with professional verifiers
(the parents) overseeing the operation, this ensured that the quality control department was tested to the
limit on each toy tested.

And we didn't stop there.

Toys are an international commodity and we like to be at the forefront of what is happening Globally, so if
a Star Toy arises on the horizon in the US we'll be there to report on it. And the test results from our intrepid
international testing crews will also be available - hot off the press.

On that subject, you should see what a major toy manufacturer has launched on the market this year across
the pond.

I want them as soon as I can!

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